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Crap…

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of [...]


What time is it?

I think it might just be Concession O’Clock, Mrs. Clinton.
Hah. Just kidding. She’ll keep fighting for fairness that benefits her more than the other guy.
(I’m not alone in thinking it’s a damn shame that Florida and Michigan got to seat delegates, am I? I mean, it’s not like anyone in those states was unaware that [...]


Are you reading Freakangels yet? Why not?

http://www.freakangels.com/
Warren Ellis has a weekly webcomic running over there. He’s a living god, so prostrate yourselves and go play catchup.


Showering… now with 46% more brutality.

So, I have this habit of buying stupid products that I find incredibly amusing.

As some of you may or may not know, I use Axe Bodywash. It’s a dark shame, I know. I loathe everything about Axe’s marketing, but dammit if that bodywash doesn’t smell great. While at the grocery store I spotted this:

What the [...]


Beaten to the punch!

I’ve always wanted to do this, but this guy did it better than I could have ever hoped to do.

Oh man.


Independence Day

I just finished watching ID4, and a few thoughts occur.

How does humanity recover both physically from the destruction of almost the entirety of its major infrastructure? The aliens erased every major city, that’s gonna be a pain in the ass to rebuild.
Are there any intergalactic repercussions from committing genocide, even in self defense? It’s explicitly [...]